PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

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The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

  • They are all 3 sentences long
  • Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation
  • Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever
  • No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story
  • The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

More Fruits Basket doodling 💫

amptp’s bluffing by the way

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Etiquette warnings shown before silent films (1910s)

Hats were like the cell-phones of the 1910s.

Media with no fandom =/= obscure media. 12 Angry Men is a famous movie but do you think that you can look it up on tumblr and find people shipping the nameless jurors? Well you can

"H-he's standing!" Addison yells. "How's the president standing!!" "That was brilliant I would have never thought of it." Addison praises, as a proud Link dressed in his traveler's set stands with his hands on his hips. Behind them is one of Hudson's signs, propped up with glued-together scaffolding made of the following: - 1 large rectangular wood plank - 2 small rectangular wood planks - 2 zonai fans - 1 wood beam - 1 zonai wing glider - 1 normal wheel - 1 L-shaped wood piece - 2 boulders - 1 backpack korok trying to reach its friendALT

you know i'm something of a civil engineer myself

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WHY ARE HYOY SO SMALL

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STOP STOP HES ALREADY DESD

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they cant stop grilling my boy. manlet simulator

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the saga continues

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umm compilation

got summoned for yuri duty

Stop pussy footing around it. Are you coming to my Chinese giant salamander's bar mitzvah or not

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fucking. what?

I feel like this picture really gives it context

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you know how it is with spaghetti

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By far the most influential artist in NYC right now is the guy who draws these BAD LUCK SPOTS, which no one wants to step on, all over Washington Square, altering the walking patterns of TENS OF THOUSANDS every day  This is what true social practice art looks like pic.twitter.com/n0XJDlXsfE  — noah k (~librex-dozryc) (@marsreviewer) April 13, 2023ALT

something charmingly twentieth century about this

best chip flavor.............

bbq

salt & vinegar

plain/salted

sour cream & onion

dill pickle

all dressed

ketchup

cheese

jalapeno

some other shit (elaborate in the tags?)

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the pornographic women won’t stop following me

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